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Ah – I love Autumn. We had a beautiful weekend (yet again) and I busted my chops trying to get the yard ready for winter. Gotta get those flower beds edged one last time, dig up all the irises and pull the grass roots out of them – and divide the over-grown clumps, and catch up on the last minute pruning that should have been done back in June (oh well, who needs lilacs blooming in the Spting? Apparently, not me). Don got out the lawn mower and attacked the grass that has rejuvenated since the last few rain storms (gosh, it grows FAST: from virtually dead to a foot tall in just a couple weeks’ time!).

But all was not obsessive work. We filled the two garden compost bins and called it a day by 1:30PM. I broke out the camera and snapped a few of the yard.

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There’s this crazy aster growing in the crack of the sidewalk. I dug it up and moved it three years ago, but there was just enough root left under the sidewalk that it has pushed its way back into the corner here. I don’t mind if it doesn’t mind: it’s my favorite aster.

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My crazy grapevine! It still is growing out. I had to turn in back on itself at the far end. Not much for grapes this year (they’re still ripening). I have to keep the clothesline folded or the grape will take over that, too. Next year, I will plan a different path for the grape to grow. I have all winter to come up with a plan…

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The black-cap also grew like a plant possessed. This was the second year in this location and it apparently loves the new venue. I’ve already cut out the dead canes. The thing is challenging the Oregon Grape for space.

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Speaking of Oregon Grape – these were a colossal mistake. I didn’t even know there was a variety of Oregon Grape that grew ten feet tall. I thought of all Oregon Grape as a small bush. A ground cover. Not this stuff – and I have four plants. Er, tall bushes. I have come to hate it.

I will hack it down to the ground before winter – all four plants. No worries, I won’t kill it. I don’t think you can kill it.

Definitely one of my greatest garden fails.

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I planted bird’s nest gourds last spring. They didn’t like the location, I guess. This was the biggest one I could find – most of the others have just rotted off (or were eaten).

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No sooner had I snapped the prior photo than I looked up – AHA! There’s a six-inch long gourd hiding up there. Now I am happy. It’s only one, but – hey. It’s one.

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We had a young man stay with us a couple months ago, and he cleared out the blackberry/ivy/holly/nightshade mess. It’s weird to be able to see the ground where that mess once stood.

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It’s also a little embarrassing to see my first attempts at dog-proofing the fence from Harvey. I guess you can make out the white wire fence that is sort of haphazardly placed along the neighbor’s high privacy fence. We couldn’t see under the hazelnut before, so it didn’t matter that it was haphazard. Now that we can see under the tree… well, I guess I have all winter to come up with a better fence plan. This works, it’s just… shrug.

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Keeping with a theme here – since I took a photo of an early Harvey blockade, I thought I’d take a photo of a much later (and more effective) Harvey blockade. Besides, I like my insulator collection. And that rock.

I have to get the garden winterized and then I’ll return to posting memories. It’s an obsessive thing with me (gardening).

 

September Gardening

We had a lovely break in the weather here that opened the door for me to spend a few (as in 5.5) hours working on getting the flower beds ready for the change of season. Yes, I hurt – the arthritis in my hands is screaming loudly tonight. I’ll find some new muscles tomorrow when they start to ache.

I can remember a time when working in the yard was seen as a punishment for misdeeds, most of which I cannot recall. Whatever the misdeeds were, they usually entailed all three of us getting a two-week sentence to hard labor in the summer sun while our neighbors and friends got to play. We became handy with a hoe and a spade, and we learned to identify a “weed” from a preferred plant (although I never did agree with my father on the status of hollyhocks – those are flowers, but he considered them weeds). We learned to hate crab grass and salt grass.

You would think, after all those hours – and they seemed infinitesimal when the punishment cut into our summer vacation, that we would have grown up hating gardening. I can’t speak for my brother and my sister is long gone (but I can safely assume gardening never was her thing), but I grew to love the smell of loam and the satisfaction of seeing a neat garden bed emerge from the tangle of weeds.

I planted my first flower bed from scratch around the door step of a little rental I lived in when I was 22. I believe I planted annuals purchased from the grocery store parking lot. My next attempt was weeding out the Bishop’s Weed that grew along the walkway of another rental, this one I shared with a girlfriend or two. But I didn’t actually begin gardening until the second year I was married, when my husband and I moved back into that little rental with the Bishop’s Weed along the walkway. It had honeysuckle and peonies out front as well. That was when I fell in love with peonies.

Don and I tilled up a sunny spot in the back yard and bought our first seeds from a catalog. I remember which catalog: Nichols Herb Garden. We still buy our seeds from them, but nowadays we drive up the Willamette River Valley to their location in Albany rather than ordering via catalog.

Don built a cold frame along one side of the house and we harvested potatoes, tomatoes, corn, beans, lettuce.

We moved from Baker City in the high desert country to the northern end of the Willamette Valley in 1983. Our first home here was a rental with an acre of land, hidden behind a huge bay laurel hedge and shaded by tall fir trees. The yard was an undiscovered gem of roses, lilies, peonies, rhododendrons, azaleas, and more. We were pleasantly surprised with the advent of the Dragon lily that summer – a magnificent, if not stinky, arum. I spent hours hand picking slugs off of plants and drowning them in a vain attempt to get ahead of the voracious pests. Too much shade, too much debris to shelter in.

We stole the Dragon lily from the yard when we moved. We figured no one would appreciate it like we did, and no one knew it was there, and no one would miss it.

Our first home had a lovely yard that sloped down to a giant Douglas Fir and a big yucca that bloomed every summer. Vinca minor (aka periwinkle) covered the side hill until I began to pull it back and discovered a plethora of crowded out plants underneath it. Candy tuft, azalea, roses. I planted delphiniums and gladiolas. I began to love my time in the garden, rearranging, replanting, and building up. We experimented with raised beds for the vegetable garden.

It was not until we lost everything and had to start over, however, that I really fell in love with gardening. We purchased an old single wide trailer that we set up in a rural park that a friend owned. 14×70′ of living space, complete with the hitch left on (a joke – we fully expected to leave the trailer behind within five years, and so we insisted the hitch stay on). The yard was about the same dimensions, shaded by fir and planted pine trees. I guess, technically, our yard was the back yard, but we came to a quick agreement with our first neighbors who had children the same age as ours: they could have the back yard for their kids (and ours) to play in. I took over the front yard (which was the back yard to a series of different residents, none of whom ever cared what the set up was).

That was the second yard I designed. But this time, I had a blank pallet and the design was entirely my own making. I cut out a small place for a lawn – fish shaped, although that was not on purpose. I had a clothes line across the back, and then there was the dog’s part of the yard where I also planted my first black cap raspberry.

I had a black cap when I was 16. It grew in the strangest place in the yard – in total shade, along a strip of lawn just 3′ wide, between our house and the chain link fence separating us from our neighbor. I harvested the berries all summer, eating them as they ripened. One summer, when my parents were gone, the neighbor cut it down. I freaked. My mom called him and he promised he’d never cut it down again. (Thinking about it, I planted my first Shasta Daisies at that house – a gift from the elderly Jehovah’s Witness across the street that I used to visit. She had a wooden leg. She wrote me letters until her death in the early 1980’s.)

The trailer park afforded me just enough room to have a few roses and plant a small double set of raised beds for a vegetable garden. The roses – and the Dragon lily, which we were still carrying with us – were the only flowers we purchased. I decided to plant only native plants in that yard, and I harvested them off of the adjacent 80 acres where my horse was boarded: flowering currant, wild irises, giant lupins, sword ferns, native columbine, foxglove. My husband planted our first espalier apple tree.

That garden taught me how to control slugs and how to make huge mistakes. One year, I planted fireweed. The next year, I pulled it all out. I eliminated hiding places for slugs and they wandered elsewhere. I forced my blackcap to grow one direction one year and then turned it the next year so I could easily cut out the dead canes.

We lived there longer than five years – the joke being on us. Two years, we tried a communal garden with the rest of the residents (seven trailers, seven families). It was a disaster. We grew dahlias and I weeded religiously. The others didn’t weed so much. One neighbor watered his portion overnight, draining the communal well.

In 2002, we found this house and bought it. The yard had a lot to do with why we bought it: it was overgrown with grass, blackberries, nightshade, and untended rhododendrons. There were faded peonies buried in the grass. We brought our Dragon lily and my husband dug up a Hawthorne out of the pasture. I brought my mother’s irises.

We planted Oregon grape along the fence, only to discover it is a variety that grows six feet tall. I hope to dig that out next summer.

I’m not a green thumb. I just like getting my hands into the loam, smelling the rot of plant matter, and trying to see what grows – and where. I’ve moved my new black cap raspberry three times (it finally took off this summer). I just separated my irises and pulled up as many of the grape hyacinths as I could find – they will go out on the street with a FREE sign. I have a huge yucca that blooms every year, purloined from someone else’s FREE pile. I planted a grape that took over my yard this summer – the crazy thing grew twenty-five feet! I’ve lost three rosemary bushes and have yet to coax a flowering currant to like this yard.

I don’t touch the vegetable garden except to harvest things – that belongs to Donald. Our espalier apple trees do poorly here. We have a hazelnut that has grown by leaps and bounds (and for which the jays and squirrels thank us).

Today, I dug out all the wild violets. They never bloom. They crowd out several peonies. I think I will put some of my irises in that corner – the irises I keep. My mother’s irises. We have so many Dragon lilies now, all descended from the one we stole from a rental in 1984.

I don’t know a lot about gardening – I just jump in and make mistakes, then tear them out again.

Faerieworlds 2015 – Rain

037I put the comb in my hair with the little yellow bird. Feather earrings, faerie elf ear wraps. Bracelets. Faerie toes. The toes were the first casualty when the strap broke. <sigh>

030Brian (to the left, in the photo) and I both searched the Internet regarding the weather. It was supposed to be intermittent rain, dry between 1 and 2:45PM, and dry after 3:15PM. We looked at rain casts, weather stations, and… well, they were all wrong. The rain let up a little, turning to mist now and then, but it never, ever, actually stopped.

031Often, it looked more like a gathering of Druids than a faerie festival, what with the long, hooded, cloaks.

Ah, well, we have needed this rain for a long time. Summer was a hot drought and the West went up in flames over the past three weeks. The return of the rains will be brief, and rains do not stop the fey from gathering.

In all honesty, I ran out to Goodwill yesterday and picked up a long-sleeved shirt for my costume in a last-minute altering of the outfit. I pulled on silk underwear before I left the house this morning, just to protect my legs from the chill. Chrystal & Brian made cellophane wings for her costume last night, but opted against them this morning in favor of a hooded jacket. Chrystal tossed her costume shoes for a pair of boots at the last moment. We tossed in umbrellas. We were not taken utterly by surprise, and we waded (literally) into the mud prepared.

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The Mongolian Tea & Coffee house was the hot spot all day. Pun intended.

003These ladies were not prepared for the rain, I think. Not.At.All.

004He was. He had a cloak on that he gallantly removed so I could snap his picture. The girl on the right was an accident. Whatever. Really.

012Surprisingly, we saw a lot of barefoot folk. Makes me cold just to think about it.

I went barefoot at the Canterbury Ren Faire – except when I had to go use those little blue houses pictured there in the background. Those require shoes. Those make me shudder.

011Costumes were damp, feet were muddy, umbrellas were everywhere (who says Oregonians don’t use umbrellas?) – but spirits weren’t entirely squelched. Subdued, maybe, but everyone seemed to be having a good time despite the mist/drizzle/mist/drizzle.

014The Faerie Smasher was definitely have a grand time, hunting winged folks. His bass voice cut through the mist, “Where’s the faeries?”

013Yeah, she totally sees him coming. Time to hide behind a sign and hope he doesn’t smell her out!

015Actually, he stopped to talk to us. “Tent, motel, or RV?” he asked. “Um, our own beds…We’re local.”

“YOU SHALL SUFFER! YOU MUST SUFFER LIKE THOSE OF US WHO CAMPED! SUFFER, I TELL YOU!”

Yeah, we quaked in our boots.

026This goblin was one of the few costumes we saw. She’s kind of cute…

027I wasn’t sure what was up with this guy. Is he some Outlander Scotsman who stumbled into the wrong festival?

028He certainly had the attention of the Druid-clad fey.

(That’s a drum he was carrying. He proceeded to play it for everyone.)

029Flower people in the rain.

032The main stage right before we left. Lovely Oregon rain.

We had mud up to our thighs. My birds were falling apart. We were getting cold. The mud was getting more slippery. The rain was not letting up.

033Disheveled, one horn sagging behind my ear, my birds were dripping… I was ready to call it a day early.

040So were my boots.

There’s always next year.

The best part of the day was sitting in the back seat on the ride back home, watching Chrystal and Brian hold hands and make small talk. There’s still some magic in the air. ;-D ♥

Playing Dress Up

Soon, I will be in the heart of Faerieworlds, playing dress up. This year, my costume is more elaborate than in past years – I’m going with a mask and as a character I have created.

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The Realm is advertised as a transport to Middle Earth, and I think this is part of what draws me. The mystique of Middle Earth, the strangeness of the creatures, the realm of fantasy worlds that I usually can only sink my teeth into when I have a great novel in hand – I can go and enter the Realm and live it.

030I read an article in the early 1980’s about adults who have a very full fantasy life – not one of those X-rated “fantasy” sort, but one full of imagination, alter-egos, novel-length story lines. The gist of the article was about how these adults often hid their rich imaginations out of fear of ridicule.

I was one of those adults and I wondered if there would ever be a place for me in society. A place that would accept my freedom of expression, my creativity, and whatever alter-ego I wished to be.

I especially wondered if God might find a way to smile upon this activity of mine – after all, He created me in His image.

I am a born-again Christian stepping into a realm populated more by pagans, pantheists, and wiccans. Didn’t God create actors? This is my actual question; I’m not worried about my faith being absorbed by those other faiths . I question why God made me like I am and why I am drawn to this world of mirror and smoke.

I don’t question that I am drawn to it. That’s a fact. I love the pretend, the costumes, the absurdity, the earthiness, the drum beat of the Celtic music, the colors, the feel of the earth beneath my feet. When a young pantheist tells me how she’s so “in tune” with the yew that she cut to create her wings, I wonder if she really can feel the heart of the yew… but I know I have felt the earth move under my feet (thank you, Carole King). I love to stand barefoot and feel the earth.

I think it was my second Faerieworlds when I heard the first disparaging comments against Christianity. I remember saying, softly, “But you know I’m a Christian, right?” No argument, just a statement. This is who I am. Who I believe in. Who I bring with me to the Realm.

A couple years ago, we debated different religions as we drove to the site of Faerieworlds. Why do you believe what you do? And why do you come to Faerieworlds?

I can answer the one. I can’t answer the other.

I want to say it started with J.R.R. Tolkien, but that would not be right. It goes back further. I remember a March day, standing in the sunlight of the picture window at 64 East Minor Street. I was ready for school. Had my green on. Was certain I would capture a leprechaun. My mother cautioned me, trying to tell me they weren’t real.

BUT I KNEW.

Eighth grade art. Mr. Little let me go outside to sketch while he leered at the girls who were developing breasts and threatened to feed “camel snot” to the boys who mouthed off in class. I felt like his star pupil – and maybe I was. He never treated me as anything but an artist. I never knew he was a lecher until I was older and he was dead. But I remember his disappointment when I turned in my sketch of a dragon in a tree outside the school.

Really? He said. A dragon? Can’t you draw what’s there?

Ah, but dragons were there, if only he would have looked.

This is why I go to Faerieworlds: because – as my father once exclaimed*, “There be dragons out there!”

034*My dad was normally quite sober and not given to imagination. Therefore, when during a wild drive in the dark across ditch and sagebrush with a frog gig hanging over the hood of a Jeep being driven by a less-snockered person than my father, he drunkenly asserted that dragons existed, it became my mantra. (Should I have used commas???)

THERE BE DRAGONS OUT THERE!

 

hunting

028I am shooting forward a few decades tonight, to my first outing with the man who would become my husband. I was Miss Anti-Hunting/Trapping. I didn’t go as far as becoming a vegetarian (I did try it, but about six months into it, I was dying for a hamburger. Don’t hate me). My dad didn’t hunt big game, although he didn’t oppose it much, either. He did a little upland game hunting (chukar, and only as an opportunist) and both of my parents loved to go fishing.

None of that stuck with me. I don’t mind fishing, but I usually don’t catch anything. (I caught my finger once. It ended with a drive to a local hospital to have the hook removed and to get a tetanus shot.) I love to eat chukar and pheasant – both imported species for hunting purposes.

What stuck with me was an overwhelming hatred of hunting and trapping. We had neighbors who once left a buck hanging in their backyard, unskinned, in the warm September sun. Dad and I were sitting at the kitchen table with the back door open when they finally hauled the deer downstairs to skin and cut it up. The swear words and expressions of disgust floated across the yard. The deer was “wormy” – maggots.

Dad just shook his head and muttered, “Should’a skinned it and hung it in a meat cooler.” I was simply appalled at the waste of life.

I protested the hunting of coyotes despite the photographic evidence of my Basque and Greek neighbors when they lost flocks of sheep to a pack full of the blood lust.

I briefly – and I say very briefly – became a vegetarian.

I craved hamburger. I gave in. Don’t shoot me.

I was still in the anti-hunting mode in the summer of 1979. I had some money in my pocket and the urge to buy something meaningful; a pretty red Ovation guitar beckoned me from the street and I put money down on it. A few store fronts later, I found a pair of hiking boots on sale. For exactly how much I’d just put down on the guitar. And I knew.

I can’t explain the knowing. it’s the still, small, voice of God. The whisper that tells you whether or not to trust someone. The intuition that drives you toward one choice over another. I just knew.

So I got myself out of the deal with the guitar (God, how I wanted that beauty!) and I bought myself a nice pair of hiking boots. I even took myself hiking once. Then the boots languished into the winter months as I found other things to occupy my time.

I went cross-country skiing with a friend up at Anthony Lakes. The snow was deep, sticky, and soft. It created strange sculptures out of over-laden pine trees. I fell a lot. Jim was a good teacher and we had a good time. I knew that what I wanted out of life was a man who would be a good teacher, outdoorsy, and all that. Jim was probably all that, but he wasn’t “the” person – he was just a friend. He even brought me a Christmas tree that year – he cut several for all the single women in our church group, but I got the one that blew out of the truck as he came down the highway because he knew I would understand. I loved that beat up tree!

I’ll skip the how-we-met part. Albertson’s, Ladies’ night at the bar, first date at Grizzly Bear pizza. I was head-over-heels with this new guy, Donald Presley. Then he asked me to go check traps with him…

Yeah. Traps. The things that kill animals.

He explained that he was a wildlife biology student at Oregon State (recently dropped out due to the flu and need of money). He loved wildlife. He hunted, fished, trapped. He needed the money trapping provided.

So I set aside my emotions and we went trapping. He had a muskrat trap line that was empty, but we needed to check the bobcat trap line. Don checked his traps every two to three days, no longer. He didn’t want animals to suffer. There were laws – and unwritten rules – to trapping. Since those days, I’ve met trappers who didn’t give a shit (pardon the French) and the animals suffered, the wrong creatures died, and other creatures were put at risk. That wasn’t the man I’d just started dating.

We drove out to where his traps were set and parked my car. The snow was falling, we had to hike uphill. and the air was crisp. I wore my relatively new boots.  We were above the Powder River, just east of Sumpter, Oregon. Rim rock and pine, snow. This was a bobcat line, placed in the rim rock where the cats would most likely be. The traps were all empty.

We slogged through snow that came to our knees. My nostrils filled with a musky scent and Don held his hand to indicate we should stop. We held our breath and watched as a herd of elk approached us. Only the top strand of a barbed wire fence showed above the snow and my heart stopped: the elk would hit the barbed wire! I’d seen deer hit it.

The elk came up to the barbed wire and pushed through. Most jumped. A few pressed on the wire and then stepped over. Eight, maybe ten. Cows, a spike, a five point bull. They were within yards of us, the steam from their nostrils rising in the air. And then they were gone.

I was in love. In love with the man, the myth, and the wildlife. He made all my histrionics about saving animals appear absurd. He’d showed me how a true conservationist cares. We started on our journey of him teaching me about the woods, about edibles, about survival, about camping… He thinks I think I know it all, but the truth is – I think he knows more than I will ever know.

Don’t tell him.

 

 

American Walkabout

Two weeks ago, I received this private message on Facebook:

“Hello my Dear Western-ly living Unschooler Friends! I hope you are all well and happy. In case you missed the memo, my 20yo son, Austin, is on an American Walkabout. Check out his blog here: http://yankeeronin.blogspot.com/ He is now in Idaho and heading in your general direction. He travels without money, and on foot or by hitchhiking. I’m here to ask if any of you would be interested in hosting my boy for a night or two while he is on his journey. All I would need from you would be an email, phone number, and city of residence to pass along to him. YES, this is for real, sorry if it seems impersonal to email the four of you as a group. tongue emoticon If you prefer to respond by PM, feel free. Thank you all for considering helping him out; he’s a great kid and you will enjoy him a lot. Love, heart emoticon”

Well, it wasn’t entirely private since four of us and the sender were involved, but it also wasn’t public. I’ve known the sender for at least a decade – we were both members of the same unschooling support group when I was still homeschooling. She has five boys and lives in the Midwest. I’ve never met her face to face.

I was very excited about the prospect of helping out a young adventurer, especially since I did something similar when I was 20. You can read about it in the four or five blog posts centering around Jaci’s Great Adventure. So, I approached Don & asked him if he thought we could help out.

Austin showed up on a Monday while I was at work. I was able to find odd jobs for him at the outset, but everything sort of fell off the table after that. Undeterred, and in love with the Portland area, he applied for jobs. I took him on a tour of Oregon City (which included riding the elevator). He figured out mass transit in Portland.

You’d think that with college kids going back to school, that jobs would open up – not so. Austin hiked all of Oregon City, rode the bus into Portland, filled out applications online. He thought he’d spend the winter here and continue his odyssey in the Spring. But nothing opened up.

We sat and discussed books, philosophy, and the Meyers-Briggs personality test. Austin is INTP. His mother is INFJ. I am INFJ.

It was an interesting two weeks. Autsin is a book worm and an introvert. We’re introverts. There were long silences between us as no one had any small talk to initiate. Movies were watched, gardening done, hamburgers fried and consumed.

Don took Austin on a hike into the Cascades where our visitor climbed his first mountain (4,980′ tall with views of Mt. Hood and Mt. Jefferson). Correction: Don and his 72-year old hiking buddy, Charles, took Austin up into the mountains. I hope the two old guys didn’t put Austin to shame with their energy and stamina. I’ve hiked with them. They never get tired soon enough.

No one felt pressure to be anything they aren’t: we’re just two empty-nesters with grandchildren across the continent and he’s just a 20 year old adventurer with a dream.

Today, it ended. I drove him up to the intersection of Hwy 217 and US 26 so he could hitch-hike to the coast and see his first ocean (versus the Great Lake he grew up near). I don’t think he had much money, but he was adamant: this was what he wanted. The lack of response to his job hunting was God’s – and the Universe’s – way of telling him to follow his dream and to have the courage to test his calling. He was sure it would work out all right.

My mother’s gut was in a knot, but I hugged him and wished him well. Sometimes, you just have to cut them loose. Who knows, maybe we just hosted a John Steinbeck or a Jack London. I told him to call his mom.

He packed up everything, including his travel bible, Into the Wild by John Krakauer. He did promise he wouldn’t end up in Alaska, in a bus, eating poisonous plants.

He didn’t know who John Krakauer was (writer for Outside Magazine, author of several books, including Into Thin Air and Into the Wild.) I hope he knew by the time he left. Krakauer is one of our (Don’s and mine) favorite authors.

The thing is, it’s so quiet here tonight. Don and I watched a movie, Tracks, about a woman who traveled across Australia with four camels and a dog. (Robyn Davidson) I decided I need to read it. We talked about how quiet it is – and how much we both already miss Austin.

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Austin stayed in the VW Bus. I was going to give him a cot and space in my studio (aka Chrystal’s old bedroom), but the temps were in the high 80’s and low 90’s while he was here and Donald sensible suggested the van would be much cooler accommodations. Austin loved it.

I hope he’s OK out there. My mother’s heart is freaked out, but I remind myself: I did something like this. Jack London was a hobo. My favorite Steinbeck book is “Travels with Charlie”. I’ve read Walk Across America by Peter Jenkins at least three times. I know a man who rode his two horses across America just a couple of years ago: Samuel Hopkins-Hubbard. One Nation Ride. Austin will be OK.

Some day, I hope to meet Austin’s mom in real life, not just over email. She’s raised a fine young man. She should be proud.

I know her mom-heart is freaking out.

 

I put the warning there because I have some friends who think as highly of spiders as I do of monkeys. I, on the other hand, elevate spiders above things like monkeys, ticks, fleas, and dogs that growl at me. I have been known to allow a spider to live on the outside of the plate glass window, dining and sleeping. I have been designated the official spider killer at many a place of employment: just scream and Jaci will come kill the spider for you.

Weenie.

My fist introduction to spiders that I recall was the myriad Black Widows that would try to gain entrance into our home in the fall. My mother would take a can of Raid and carefully hunt down every giant black abdomen hanging out in the basement windows.

BLK WIDOW

BLK WIDOW

(Photo courtesy the Orkin site).

Black Widows were probably the only spiders my mother hated as I got my love for spiders from her.

Terry and I bombed every square inch of Dad’s house after he died and before we began to go through the remnants of our parents’ lives. Widows are a fact of life in the high desert.

But Widows aside, I find most spiders benign. They bite you sometimes in the night and the bite festers and itches like a mosquito bite, but it was probably a defense mechanism as you rolled over and crushed the life out of them in your sleep. So be it. Irritating, but not a reason to hate them.

Spiders kill more insects – bad insects like grasshoppers, leaf hoppers, stink bugs, and flies – than any other predator, and probably more effectively than any pesticide out there. Spiders are our friends, especially in the garden.

Tonight, Don told me there was a huge spider in the dog watering trough. I took a photo.

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That’s a quite useless photo for identification purposes as the camera chose to focus on the bottom of the tub rather than on the actual flotsam. It’s easily 2″ long and slightly submerged. My husband said it had been floating and he wasn’t about to rescue it (which I totally would have down without thinking – offer it a free ride on a board to the lawn).

Don thought it was possibly a Brown Recluse and… having never seen one, I thought it could be, too.

But the Brown Recluse is about the size of a penny. And when I blew up the images of the Brown Recluse and compared it side by side with our drowned specimen, the markings on the back did not match.009

Our spider.

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Giant house spider.

In short, our floating behemoth of a spider is what I refer to as a “funnel-web spider” ( a non-scientific term describing the sort of web it creates in the grass and in the murky corners of the foundation. A spider I prefer to let live.

It is the spider nemesis of the hobo spider.  That is a very GOOD thing.

Crushed my husband’s hopes of a Deadly Catch, but totally justified my fishing it out of the water with a piece of paper. Don’t worry – Don had already finished his sudoku puzzle on the other side.

My mom would be proud of me, I’m sure.

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1967. Badlands. The little girl on the left dressed meticulously in her favorite colors: pale blue with matching shorts. She was between Fifth Grade and Sixth Grade and the summer was the only pleasant part of those years.

She weighed 64 tons that summer. Yes, I wrote 64 tons. She bragged about it in the car as the family traveled from Winnemucca, Nevada, to Durand, Wisconsin, for the oldest cousin’s high school graduation (and first Melrose Family Reunion). No amount of crying “No, no, no, no! I meant pounds!” (through fits of giggles) would ever change that weight. It was recorded by the kid in the middle. 64 tons.

That little girl got out of the Worst Year in School (so she thought) early. Family vacation. Trip to Wisconsin. “We’ll make it educational.” Her cousins wouldn’t know that she peed her pants in the 5th Grade because the teacher wouldn’t let anyone, no matter how desperate, use the bathroom during classroom time. (That teacher was lucky to keep her job after the little girl’s parents found out that their daughter had been humiliated in front of the entire 5th grade.)

Lesson #1: how to advocate for your child. Notes taken.

Her girlfriends at school got their ears pierced (YUCK!), started dating (double YUCK!), and some girls even started wearing nylons. Not panty-hose – those hadn’t been invented yet: you had to wear a garter belt to hold up the nylons. She still wanted to grow up to be a wild horse and her best friend was two years younger than her.

Vacation was wonderful. We pulled a camp trailer to Wisconsin, but we also stayed in motels and swam in motel pools. When we got to Wisconsin, all the cousins had gathered. Cheryl was the Belle of the Ball, graduating from High School (she was SO Old). Pegi was almost too old to be bothered with us little ones and at one point, she locked us all out of the house. Patti and Terry conspired to torment the rest of us. Janis and I were close. Valerie and Deni. Then the little ones who got locked inside the house with Pegi: Wendy and the Holy Terror, Vicky, who ran around saying “Shit!” and “HAHAHA that’s MY — (insert name of item)”.

We ran next door to the Dairy Queen and scored on free Dilly Bars. Make mine lime.

The trip home was a denouement. The car started over-heating with the trailer. We couldn’t go to St. Louis to see the Budweiser horses. The Black Hills were out of the question, with the visages of four presidents. We managed the Badlands and the memorial for Custer’s Last Stand. I was already a nerd: I knew how the battle happened, that the united Sioux Nation was retaliating for earlier murders, and the only survivor of the U.S. Cavalry was a horse named “Comanche” (ironic, eh?). I was fascinated to see the lay of the battle – Custer wasn’t on top of the hill, but his men were spread out on the side of the hill. The Indians came over the top and swarmed them. Mutilations were mere retaliations for earlier mutilations committed by the 7th. I was only interested in the horse that survived, and we drove by his museum without stopping.

In Yellowstone, Dad embarrassed the entire family by pulling up behind someone feeding the bears and laying on the horn. Other people just stopped and took photos or drove around the bear feeders, but not Dad. He had to make a scene out of it. “Gee, Dad, why’s that guy waving at you with his middle finger?”

We had magazines at home like “Sports Illustrated”, “Field and Stream”, and “Outdoor Life”. Recent articles on grizzly bear attacks in Yellowstone dominated the articles. DON’T FEED THE BEARS was a huge campaign. Dad was a federal Officer on vacation and he used his clout (the horn) to save many a tourist from an unprovoked bear attack. Yay Dad.

The 1964 earthquake shook up the geysers, Old Faithful was off schedule and only rose to a mere twenty or thirty feet in the air. Bust. (Years later, when we revisited Yellowstone, the geyser was back to herself – impressive!)

We camped in Yellowstone. There was this bear. It was huge, cinnamon colored, and hump-backed. It dragged a bag full of trash behind it as it ambled through the camp ground and people took photos.

Remember the little girl in the photo? She was a budding environmentalist. She happily followed the bear, picking up the trash, humming to herself about what a good little environmentalist she was. When the bear settled in a small grove of trees and started to munch on its treasures, the little girl continued to blissfully pick up the detritus. Cameras clicked.

Out of nowhere – and I mean NOWHERE – the vacationing Forest Ranger appeared. He was moving at speeds that would put Superman to shame. He grabbed that little girl by the waist and tucked her under his arm before retreating – quickly – back to the camper. He didn’t say a word, didn’t spank her, didn’t have the breath to speak. She cried because she picked up on the fear.

That night, the family lay snug inside the camp trailer, listening to the same grizzly bear toy with the huge logging chain on the garbage can that was buried in concrete and locked down. In the morning, the garbage can, lid, and chain had all been pulled out of the ground.

Lesson#2. Grizzly Bears are real. Grizzly Bears are superhuman. Dads are faster.

The family returned to Winnemucca, unscathed. The little girl was disappointed about all the missed horses (Clydesdales and Comanche). She called her school friend, Trudi, to tell her all about the trip. And that was when she found out about the rest of the school year that she’d missed – fortunately.

That 5th Grade Teacher was so strict and so mean, but she made one mistake. She allowed the students to “grade” each others’ workbooks. Workbooks were passed front to back or back to front, where a friend usually sat. And said friend would “miss” some of the mistakes on a test, thus ensuring a higher grade. Of course, if it was an enemy who sat before or behind you, all bets were off.

Said teacher discovered the cheating during the last week of school and a riot act was read. Hearts sank into stomachs. Grades couldn’t be changed, but a loss of trust was just as devastating to some of us. We actually idolized that teacher (for reasons still unknown to me, except she was pretty and young, and she had her nice moments). Caught red-handed (or not, because I couldn’t bring myself to succumb to the cheating), we all felt this huge wave of guilt…

Funny – as an adult, I think it was her just desserts, but at the time… I just felt shame and more embarrassment than when I peed my pants in class. Maybe it was because the teacher really tried to make that up to me after she nearly lost her job over it. Maybe it was because it was her first year teaching and she didn’t know what to expect out of a class of 5th graders. Maybe it was because she was pretty and young and my school friend, Trudi, adored her.

Lesson #3 – Cheating never pays. Even when the teacher brought it on herself.

A Day Off

Present Day.

I took today off, in part because I wanted to spend the day wandering all the yard sales that go with the big McLoughlin Neighborhood annual yard sale, and, in part, because I just wanted a day off. Don was home, but he wasn’t interested in the yard sales, so it truly was a day off – all by myself.

I had high hopes – the annual even has never failed to provide me with some treasures. Sadly, this year was just ho-hum and I spent a total of $13.50, five of which went toward my lunch. I walked the entire McLoughlin Neighborhood on the south side of 7th Street, and drove to a few yard sales on the north side.

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My first treasure was a set of earrings (only one in the photo, but there are two). Something to wear to work.

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I picked up this truly funky, fuzzy, zebra-striped light jacket. I think it could be used for costumes.

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Feather earrings to go with the funky zebra jacket. Or some other cosplay outfit. They’re not my style for work.

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This was a find: a new pair of flats that fit, are comfy, and are cute. Never worn.

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A magazine rack. It’s dusty & needs to be revarnished. It is not an antique by any means. It’s just cute. Make Offer – I paid a whole dollar for it.

I paid about $1.41 per item by the end of the day.

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This was my last find – a barely used Pampered Chef baking stone. People buy these and then forget how to use them.

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The black one in the foreground is my well-used Pampered Chef stone, slightly smaller than the one I bought for two bucks today. It’s supposed to be black after so many uses – that’s the natural seasoning of a fine baking stone, much like the fine seasoning of a good set of cast iron pans.

Disappointing in that I found so little to impress me, but… I had a lovely day by myself, wandering the streets of historic Oregon City, admiring gardens, and I only spent a little bit of money. Sometimes, a soul just needs that kind of quiet day.

And I kind of like that funky, fuzzy, zebra-striped jacket thing.

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Butchy

Jaci n Butchy

Terry says that Butch had a home before he came to live with us. I was much to young to remember – we still had Mom’s ankle-biter, Squeaky. Butch was all black except for a white streak on his breast. He was some sort of accident between a big dog and a little dog – part Lab, part Cocker Spaniel, part Gordon Setter, part — well, we never knew. He was just an odd-looking dog close up.

He moved in with us when we still lived in Elko and his owners soon ceded him over to us, as he obviously preferred the company of three rowdy children to whatever their household offered. He had a number of bad habits and I sincerely doubt he was neutered – people didn’t go around neutering their pets in those days. Dogs and cats were lucky to get rabies vaccines, let alone distemper. There were no laws requiring licensing of pets until later, and no dog leash laws until Butch was already an established roamer.

No one worried that he’d wander off. He was devoted to us kids. Where we went, he went. If the Coffey’s brought their loose dog along, Sox, we’d have to keep them from fighting (Sox had it in for Butch), but that was the biggest worry we had about Butch.

That, and the fact that he chased cars. He hated cars. He devoted his life to catching a car.

We moved from Elko to Paradise Valley to Lay Street in Winnemucca, and finally, to Minor Street. Butch made every move with us. He tolerated the invasion of Jacob, the cat. He permitted us to dress up the stray red tabby that would come visit. Cats weren’t Butch’s thing.

Snakes were.

He killed snakes. Bull snakes, rubber boas, rattlesnakes, garter snakes. If it was a snake and Butch got wind of it, it was as good as dead. If he ever got bit, we never knew. Terry theorizes that the long hair protected Butch from the fangs of many a rattlesnake, and he might be right. Whatever the case, snakes were always on the losing end with him.

Rocks. Never was a dog so enthralled with playing “fetch”. but “fetch” had to be done with the rock of his choosing. he wasn’t interested in balls or sticks. He always came back with the same rock you threw, even if you threw it into the Humboldt River. Sometimes, he’d be under water for so long, you’d think he had drowned – but then he’d pop back up to the surface, rock in his jaws, and swim back to shore. We tested him on it. We memorized the rock we’d throw: how many jagged edges, the color, the size, the texture.

He always returned with the same rock.

The move to the house on Minor Street happened at about the same time that the city council decided that dogs needed to be licensed and restrained. A new leash law went into effect. We could collar Butch and license him, but he quickly scaled the 8′ high chain-link fence and trotted off on his daily errands.

There were a few dogs that were “grandfathered in” on the new leash law – dogs known to be reliable, friendly, and unrestrainable. Bidart’s collie. Thompson’s Norwegian Elkhound (Nipper, who was an old friend of mine). Lawrence’s Gordon Setter. The extremely dumb black lab, Kelly, who loved to run out and bark at kids, but if you bent over as if to pick up a rock, retreated quickly, tail between his legs. Butchy. I used to know all of their names, but can only recall a few of them now.

Once upon a time, there was a Hoover Vacuum Salesman who cornered my mom. He came by once and she entertained him, but she didn’t want to buy a Hoover from him. He kept coming back. She kept hiding from him. At one point, I recall him walking up to the house and mom ducked behind the picture window. “I’m not here!” she hissed to us kids.

We answered the door and told him our mother wasn’t home. He didn’t believe us: the car was in the drive. We insisted, trying not to look sideways and giggle at the sight of Mom curled up in the fetal position under the window, hissing at us to “get rid of him!”

We didn’t have to get rid of him. He walked back into the driveway in time for Butchy to see him. Butch must have known how Mom felt about him, because Butch laid his chops into the salesman’s ankles. The salesman roared that he’d sue, but us kids were laughing so hard (and Mom was rolling on the floor). Butchy chased that salesman out of the driveway and out of our lives forever.

1965, February. I was 9 years old and in the 4th Grade. Sunday. We went to church – all of us except Dad, who never went. Home again, and a usual Sunday day – except that Butch didn’t come around. By Monday, we kids were beginning to get worried. Butch roamed, but he never spent days or even a night away from home.

How many days did we wait before we began to ask the questions? How Mom took each one of us into her bedroom, separately, to tell us the tale. How many tears?

Dad heard the yelp, heard the brakes. He got up, looked out, and there was Butch – killed by his favorite hobby: car chasing. We were at church, Dad had time. He loaded him up, drove him into the desert, and buried him – tears streaming, a show of emotion Dad would never acknowledge in front of us kids.

We all cried, but I cried so hard that I got the worst case of tonsilitis I had ever had. It was time, Doc Hartoch said, for me to have my tonsils out. So I was off to the hospital where I breathed in that awful elixir of ether (“10-9-8-” out) and my tonsils were removed. I puked blood upon my recovery. I was sent home with a prescription for an ice cream diet (lime sorbet, as I recall).

I think it hurt Terry more as he was older and remembered more, but that didn’t diminsh my pain. Dad never spoke of it. It was an awful month.